kobayashimarooned:

don’t stay up late on sleepovers with me i get really philosophical and gay

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starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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sexhaver:

old golden retrievers are one of the purest forces of good on this planet

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neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

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I have nothing left to do except kill myself or this research paper. Thinking about going with the former.

cakejam:

me: *wake up 30 seconds before alarm*

me: *goes back to sleep*

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cokestream:

*seductively flips leg hair* 

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hvngers:

"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth

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